PETA v. Bikers: A Failure to Communicate!

How’s That War on Leather Working Out For You?

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

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39 Responses to PETA v. Bikers: A Failure to Communicate!

  1. bl1y says:

    I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man who…who doesn’t give two shits about my outrage! How frustrating!

    • Tracy says:

      Really we BIKERS, dont care & wont start just,cuse someone made u cry. The brothers where leathers for protection & guess what u fuc*ing hippy r bikes r far more gas efficient then u pice of cra* 1960s vw. So y dont u clumb back in ur vw & KISS OUR MOTERCYCLE LOVEN AS$

  2. Mark says:

    ‘ “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene'” ‘. Priceless. What a bunch of total idiots.

  3. Mike says:

    Too funny!

  4. GiGi the Dancing Queen says:

    Oh my gosh! That’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a LONG time!

    It sounds like PETA needs to stick to hassling little old ladies.

    Thanks for sharing this!

  5. Slogdawg says:

    Get REAL people! Do a google on “Products made from cows” – I’m sure a lot of PETA and ALF people use these products and might even depend on them to live because many drugs have ingredients derived from animals. (Even Jello gelatin is made from animals! DUH!) Then do a google on PETA & ALF to see how crazy these people really are. I think all these wackos should be rounded up and put to use in zoo, parks and backyard cleanup for the animals they so revere. Way to go BIKERS! But why did you use so much duct tape!! A couple of #50 staples should have sufficed – we do want to be “green” after all….

  6. Irishman says:

    I guess all that Tofu they eat REALLY screwed up their perception of ‘Bikers’. LOL

  7. Rosie B. says:

    Way to go bikers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You shoulda kicked the $hit outta these suckers. They make me sick!!

    Guess they picked on the WRONG people this time. Too bad no one made a video of this for You Tube. I’d have loved to see this happen!!!

  8. david says:

    I think they were very lucky to find such a liberal biker gang with such a good sense of humour. stories like this reinforce my faith that there is someone “Up there” and he/she likes a good laugh

    • Bullwhacker says:

      Correct. These PETARDS were very very lucky they encountered a group such as this that did in fact have a sense of humor..
      Maybe these PETARDS will think long and hard about their antics.
      The cops handling this and their report as it went through channels. I can imagine all the coffees and what ever fluids that might have been expelled out of their noses and laughing until they peed when hearing of this.
      It kinda still gives you hope in human nature – even bikers are at time humans with a sense of humor.

  9. innovativefx says:

    Total satire! The quotes from the Peta guys totally give it away. Don’t be so gullible.

  10. Jonathan Steinke says:

    How’s that war on the KKK burning flags workin’ out for ya?

  11. spacepuppy says:

    Lots of good drugs from these bikers also! Our kids get the best Meth made in the country from this gang!

  12. Huey 118 says:

    Dang, I just love this. All these morons should have been taped to a one way boat to the frozen north.

  13. How dumb can people get, I hope the same happen the members of SIERRA CLUB. The world is full of nuts!!!

  14. Rae says:

    Ya all may want to read the article at Snopes.com concerning this story of Biker vs PETA.
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/leatherprotest.asp
    I do know for a fact that these people are still harassing hunters – maybe the hunters should carry a role of duct tape along with their rifle.

  15. I am sad to live in a world where people express pleasure at criminal violence. We must work toward the kind of world we wish existed, not acquiesce to and lavish in the worst parts of the existing world.

  16. Meat Eater says:

    Yes they are that dumb. In Aust recently they tried jumping between ducks and duck hunters shooting. Dead set, they don’t believe in Darwinism I’m sure. Bloody Green Slime.

  17. ooolo says:

    YOur a murdrer!! “you can’t prove that” lol

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  19. Mikau says:

    PETA’s first mistake was messing with a MOTORCYCLE GANG.

  20. Mike says:

    The bikers are just trying to be environmentally conscious. Instead of buying synthetic petroleum-based “pleather,” they buy American made biodegradable leather. Until there is a more suitable alternative, maybe the animal rights activists should duke it out with the environmental activists.

  21. Dave says:

    This false Urban Legend has been circulating for years and is not true. Nice story though.

  22. Gregory Peter DuPont says:

    Bwahahahaha!”La Trene” is lucky they did not tell him “you got a purty mouth”….

  23. It’s nearly impossible to find educated people about this topic, but you seem like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks

  24. Tracy says:

    the weather for protection! These fuc*ing dumb a$$ dont know what they r talking about & I bet they eat jello 2 haha!!

  25. oh, that’s terrible… You were going to hit someone with some water balloons full of fake blood, and ruin their shit, and they actually ruined your shit instead… pissed on you, and humiliated you. That’s… terrible.

    Hypocritical douchebag.

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  27. yerry says:

    Um….the pic of the guy duct taped to the tree is at UCSD in front of the library, not Pennsylvania.

  28. IH8PeTA says:

    And the lesson for today kiddies is…….NEVER F*CK WITH A BIKER!! What’s next? PeTA takes on more bikers during the Sturgis Bike Rally with thier anti-leather protesting? Well guess it’s thier funeral.

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