What You Get When Congress Builds the Cars

The Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition.

It’s in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you sign your unemployment check. You’re a man who likes to do things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It’s that special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road ahead meandering with possibilities. The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition from Congressional Motors.

All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an entire Congress to design it. We started with same reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling pizazz that tells the world that 1974 Detroit is back again — with a vengeance.

Read the whole thing here.

Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin

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2 Responses to What You Get When Congress Builds the Cars

  1. Tom Carter says:

    Memories — I remember this car !!

    Shades of Malaise from Jimmy Carterville – Catchy title but very sad lyrics,,,,

    Congress should stick to what it knows best like designing low-water clogging toilets or light bulbs that take your breath away.

    NOT,

    TLC, Los Alamos

  2. Bctzgbkr says:

    I13zrq comment5 ,

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